My parents were here a few weekends back. Because my hometown is Annapolis, Maryland, I haven’t been home yet this semester. They decided to visit on the first weekend of October. So two of my brothers (I have three) and my two parents drove the five hours (plus another two due to traffic in Washington) to visit for a few days. Their visit proved to be enjoyable, especially since they offered to take my roommate and me out to eat.
I am sure that you can sympathize. Most of us are poor, college students. We might make a little money here and there, but that ends up going toward our college fund or our car repairs. So the opportunity to eat off campus rarely presents itself simply because we don’t feel like spending our money to eat off campus when dad could be paying for you to eat in Owens.
If however, you do decide to venture off campus, I highly recommend “Five Guys Famous Burgers and Fries.” This chain restaurant is located right across the street from the University Mall, at 880 University City Blvd. The restaurant is tucked away in a small strip mall, but my younger brother was able to note the location immediately. You should not have any trouble.
If at first you are not impressed, that is okay. When you walk in, you are greeted by cement floors, a typical counter, and the smell of burgers. Usually, the smell is all that I need to tell a quality establishment, but for your sake I will continue. Do not be dismayed by the peanut shells that seem to be ever present on the floor: that is why they have a cement floor. An open box of fresh peanuts extends a warm welcome and bids you try them while you wait for your food.
The menu simplifies reality: how would you like your burger? Hot dogs are also available, but who is going to order a hotdog at a place called “Five Guys Burgers and Fries?” You can get a burger with cheese or with bacon, or without meat. (Impossible? Obviously not.)
The next question is then: how would you like your fries? “My fries?” you might ask, “Are these fries any different from normal?” You can order regular fries, but you can also order Cajun flavored fries. These fries are deliciously seasoned with the perfect amount of Cajun seasoning. As if that was not enough, they have also decided to make Malt vinegar available for flavoring your fries further. This equals the ultimate winner in my book. I am a sucker for vinegar and fries. (Really, it’s not disgusting. Try it sometime.)
In conclusion, our meal was quite enjoyable. The food was ready in less than ten minutes, and the price was about $5-6 per person including fries. Soda is also available, but who drinks soda when you can drink free water? (Perhaps my dad still holds to some college principles of spending.) If you can force yourself past the unadorned floors and inviting peanuts, you will enjoy your meal better than any other burger joint in Blacksburg. You think not? Well, tell me where else I can get vinegar on my fries, because I sure can’t at West End.